I am sitting with Chris, one of the residents of the shelter. He is constantly making me laugh with random comments.
I am going to sit here and write down the wild stuff he says.
“I told you I know Danny Glover!”
“You only get to die once or twice.”
“Gary Senise is in the north parking lot and he’s been following me for 10 years. He’s in my family. He knows my whole family!”
“All you f*** women had your penis’s cut off to become men!”
“You remember the night when I stayed outside and slept outside of the building and I stuck the shotgun in my mouth and blew my brains out the back of my head?”
“F*** I gotta go take a shower. I got peanut butter all over my ears!”
Calling the front office of the shelter, “What room am I in?”
“And you wanna know why I’m goin from group home to group home.”
I sit with him everyday just so I can smile. =)