Breakfast With The Prez
I didn’t get home until 9:30 last night.
I was at the office waiting for a phone call from Kanye West’s Mom. I scheduled an interview with her publicist for Mother’s Day but they never got at me. I was a little dissappointed but at least I know it wasn’t MY fault. I was prepared. Maybe I’ll get another chance.
I went to sleep immediately with this song playing over and over in my head. At the meeting yesterday The Prez mentioned that it was his theme song. I had never heard of it so I looked it up on youtube and could not believe what I heard. Um….I thought he was a nerd? LOL!
What is he doing singing “I just want your creamy thighs”? LOL!
But I really like the song. I keep listening to it over and over. I like the part that says, “Everytime I comb my hair, thoughts of you get in my eyes…” I picture him dancing in the mirror to this song.
That’s not too good because you’re supposed to have a certain level of…I guess…fear for your company president. I don’t. When I see him I just want to POUNCE on him and lick his face like a Cougar. I really have to stop myself from doing that.
Anyway…I hope I can get back to sleep because I have to be up early in the morning. A couple of weeks ago I received an email that read: We’re starting a new tradition. The company Prez will be taking all 2007 new hires to breakfast to introduce himself and the company.
~raises eyebrow~
Now you know I forwarded that email to my friends with this note:
If SOMEONE wanted to take me out on a date, he didn’t have to invite the whole company! Dang! He’s so wonderful, he’ll move the whole world to get to know me! I love you too, Prez!
My friends all responded differently to my fantasy.
Get a life! LMAO!
I love it! He loves you!
That’s a good idea. That’s what I would do if I were him. Now relax and enjoy.
I’m going to throw up.
Regardless of if it’s true or not…your imagination is OFF THE CHAIN! I love that about you.
You think the whole world revolves around you!
Well..I do.
Besides, it’s just a harmless crush in my mind. I am NOT committing myself to him in my mind like I would do in the past. I don’t date so I have nothing better to do. Plus, he’s hot shit.. I wish I could be friends with him but for some reason, when I see him now, he runs away. During the meetings, he doesn’t even look at me at all.
That hurt my feelings cuz I sholl be staring him down. He’s interesting looking. He definitely looks like his father. He has a quirky personality. I don’t know. He could be one of my long lost brothers. I think we kinda look alike.
I think we’re both weirdos…in a way. Brilliant weirdos.
Anyway…I think I made a guyfriend. There’s this guy at work who took me to the barber for the first time. The barber did alright but I’m going to try someone else. But the guy is one of those “nice guys”. You know, one of those who you call to hang out with you and forget they are a man because you enjoy them so much.
As we were riding to the barber I realized that he and I are going to be friends. He was very easy to talk to.
“He better not be my husband!” I thought LOUDLY to God. Everybody is always talking about, “Your husband may not come the way you want him to…Look at me, my man is different than what I expected.” I always get scared when they say that because in my mind, that means they settled.
Well, he can come in all shapes or colors but he better not be BROKE or SLOW or STAGNANT. I would be so pissed off. I know God wants to make me happy. I want to be SPOILED by a man. I have to experience that before I die. I hope He won’t make me be with someone I don’t find irresistable.
Anyway…. Let me try to go back to sleep.
~singing the Prez’s theme song~
If we can not make babies, maybe we can make some time
Thoughts of pretty you and me, erotic city come alive
We can fuck until the dawn, making love til cherry’s gone
Erotic city, can’t you see, thoughts of pretty you and me