Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I remember the first time it happened. It was 1997. I was 17 and didn’t really quite grasp what just occurred.

The next time was the following year, 1998. Once again there I was frozen, crying and tingling all over my body.

I’ll never forget the way I felt those two times. I guess secretly through all the men and all the fumbling around in the darkness I secretly yearned to enjoy that experience once again.

But

Each

Time

Fell

Short

Until last week.

For 15 minutes after the intial shock and immediate paralysis of first my right leg and then my left. The shock waves rotated over my body from head to toe. I couldn’t breathe much less utter a word. I glance over at his bare chest as he strokes my arm and smiles down at me. “You okay?” he whispers. Tears flow softly down my cheeks as I exhale, Exhale, EXHALE.

The BIG ONE.

Now I see the light.

Now I have walked into the knowledge of the great T-Pain.

~singing~

I’m Sprung…(I’m sprung)
Now that he got me…
Got me doin thing’s I’ll never do
If u ain’t been I’m tellin you
I’m Sprung…(I’m Sprung)
Now that he got me…
Got me doin thing’s I’ll never do
If u ain’t been I’m tellin you…

Damn DUDE.

Damn…