My job motivates me!

It motivates me to pull all the tricks out of my writing bag so that I can get the hell outta there!

GET OUT OF THE WORKFORCE!

LOL!

It’s not like I hate my job. I just don’t know how to operate in this type of environment. Ok, so I basically have nothing to do all day. This wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t have to log my hours. So I’m stuck in a hard place. How do I log doing absolutely nothing?

Please sir, may I have some more….assignments?

Not anymore! I’m not doing that anymore cuz when I do take initiative to suggest that I can help with this or plan that I get the cold shoulder, “I don’t need you spinning your wheels, Ms. Tee. I already did that project, I have a clear vision of what I want to have done.”

~shrugs~

Ok. I won’t be proactive. How about I just chill and wait for my next assignment?

“Ms. Tee, you’re sitting there logging accounts that bring in NO MONEY! Please log hours for accounts that are paid.”

How? If I don’t have work to do how am I gonna log hours for anything?

I guess I’m supposed to exaggerate my work load? Or maybe just outright lie? Am I supposed to stretch my two minute assignments in two hours just to keep the management happy?

Hmm?

Maybe that’s what I’ll do. I’ll do everything exxxttttrrrraaaaa sloowwww from now on.

Next time I’ll put a lil Shug Avery pee in his glass. See how he like that!