Dear God, or the Universe or Higher Being,
Whatever name you like the most just let me know and I’ll call you by that but I just had to take the time to pray and meditate on my upcoming internship. I’ve come so far. I’m done with classes and all that’s left is for me to get through 8 months of working in an OFFICE in order to get my masters.
Did you hear me? I’ll be working in an OFFICE with OFFICE people for 8 months straight while I do this internship and you know that’s not my thang. I will understand if for some crazy reason I am unable to complete this but I really want to. I am so close.
Please help me to figure out how to be fake and phony and gossip and play office politics so I will survive. I need all the lessons from A to Z because I don’t play games and I don’t know how to. This is where I’ll need to learn how to conform.
So lead me. Show me how to be a workhorse. Show me how to shut up and not stand up for myself and allow complete strangers to act like they hold my future in the palm of their hands.
~sigh~
I’m going to be working in an office for 8 months.
Help……..