Is There A Cure for PMS?


If you laugh at me it’s really going to hurt my feelings.

My breasts hurt.

I feel fat and ugly and I hate everybody right now.

And really- I NEED TO F***K!

I’ve been trying to use this damn vibrator but it doesn’t work. I do what my friends say. They say just press it against your clit and wait. I DO THAT!

I did that last night but all I felt was a BUZZ. I increased the speed. NOTHING HAPPENED!

What’s wrong with me? I feel like my body is broken or something. Why can’t I enjoy the toy like all the other women? What’s wrong with me?

Why doesn’t anyone LOVE me?

Why am I so ugly?

I hate my toe knuckles. They are hairy and I can’t pluck them so i let it grow.

My breasts hurt.

All I wanna do is just DO IT and I have no one to call.

I hate everybody right now!

Shut up! BITCH!

I think I’m going to cry. =(