I Was Listening

Yo. I heard my neighbors having sex last night.

It was like 1:45 in the morning and I’m reading and being enlightened and shit when I hear, “Ohhh!”

I look around the room. WTF?

Then I hear it again, “Ohhhh!” Then I hear a smack. Then another smack.

Then something banging on the wall. Bang. Bang. Bang. Smack. Smack. Smack. Ohhhh!

I jumped up and crept to the window and listened.

Then I smiled and…

You know what I did.

It was the best ever!

I needed that!