My life is a miracle.
I’m on the phone with my guyfriend Anthony and he asks me, “Are you jealous?”
“Huh? You mean am I jealous right now?”
“Naw. I mean if I was out with you and you thought a woman was flirting with me, would you be mad?”
I laughed. “No, I’d be impressed. No woman ever thinks any of the men I mess with are cute.”
He laughed.
“If I was out with you,” I continued. “And a woman was flirting with you and she was cute, I’d tell you to go see if she wants to come home with us.”
“Ha! You’re loose!” he said and laughed.
“Pretty much.”