Ass On Parade

When I went to pick up my sons from school yesterday, my 5 year old looked at me, nudged his brother and asked, “Who is that?”

I cracked up laughing as his brother said, “That’s Mommy” and he ran over to me and hugged me.

“Did you grow your hair, Mama?” he asked excitedly.

“Something like that, baby.” I told him.

After I dropped them off to their Dad’s, I went to class and almost fell asleep. I was up late the night before working on that Second Life project and I had so many errands to run that I didn’t catch up on my sleep.

On my way home I get a call from Raycita asking me if I wanted to go to Karu&Y. I told her I did and that I’d get dressed and call her back. But when I called her to find out where it was located and she told me downtown I changed my mind about going. I wasn’t in the mood to battle the Memorial Day traffic down there so since I was already dressed I rode up to Pembroke Pines to Iguanas but the line was all the way around the corner and I don’t wait in lines so I drove my tired behind back home and sat down to write.

I’m on the phone with Kenya when I get a call from The Perfect Man. “I’m in town for one night before I head out of the country for my bachelor party, let’s meet up.”

I jump my tired behind up and get dressed again and ride out to meet up with him and his friends. It was so good to see him. It had been a year since we met up in Dallas. He looked even better than I remembered and he later told me that he lost weight.

“Where are we going?” I asked him as more friends of his pulled up in the parking lot.

Diamonds, come ride with me,” he said.

I hopped into his car and we chatted all the way to the cabaret. The night air was hot and sticky as we waited in live to get in. Although I was the only female with his crew, I didn’t mind.

Hmm..Another strip club, let’s see what these chicks look like.

When I walked in, my eyes grew wide…

I was literally like DAYUMMMMM! Those chicks were BAD. Not a stretch mark in the place…seriously.

Soon drinks started flowing my way and my smile kept getting wider and wider.

The DJ made an announcement and all the ladies walked onto the stage smiling and showing off.

“Two for the price of one!” the DJ announced and I leaned over to Donovan and laughed.

“Pick one,” he told me.

I looked over at him with a confused expression.

“Pick one,” he repeated.

As they marched off the stage I spotted the cutest chick and approached her. “Would you come and dance for my friend?” I asked her.

“Sure,” she smiled.

I led her over to Donovan and he spoke to her as I watched.

“We’re going in tha back,” he told me.

WHAT?!! My heart began to race. THE BACK?!!

The BACK is the private rooms, the grinding room!

OH SHIT!

But I followed her back there and Donovan appeared a minute later.

She looked at me and smiled down, her big brown eyes shining, her skin seemed to glow. “He told me to give you a friction dance.”

WHAT?!!!!!

“Huh? He did?”

She laughed, “Yes, he did.”

I looked over at him and he smiled at me. Another dancer appeared and they both smiled down at me.

“Which one do you want first?” he asked.

“This one,” I responded, pointing to the creamy smooth chick standing beside me.

Donovan handed me a stack of bills and the dancer said,”Have a seat.” I complied, melting into the black leather love seat.

I was completely in anther world the entire duration of the dance. First of all, that chick was fine as hell. Her skin was so perfect, her body was so perfect that I wanted to lick her. She smelled good, her hair was great.

“Do you like dancing for women?” I asked her as she turned around and bent over, showing me her goods.

“Yeah, I do. But only because the men that usually want to come back here are perverts and the women are nicer.”

“So what am I supposed to do?” I asked.

“Well, you can touch me if you want to.”

So….I did.

I ran my hands all over her body. It felt like mine, except a lot less wrinkly. I was kinda turned on but more in shock than anything else as she ground her pelvis into mine and looked deep into my eyes.

When the dance was done I gave her the stack of money Donovan handed to me and he came over to me grinning.

“D..I can’t believe that,” I told him as we walked back to the front of the club.

“You in love, huh?” he asked.

“She was fine.”

The rest of the evening was a blur as I kept sipping on the drinks that were handed to me and dancing near the stage. Donovan and his friends kept handing me money to put in the strippers g- strings and stuff down their boots.

I watched D’s friends get dance after dance from these georgeous women. And I do mean GEORGEOUS. Seriously..this was a top notch strip club for Black women. I want t go back again.

Afterwards we headed to either Denny’s or IHOP, I can’t remember which. I do remember sitting across the table from Donovan and basically going off on him for getting married.

“I’m gonna let that slide because I know it’s the drinks talking and I know how you really are,” he said firmly. “She takes care of me the way I need to be taken care of, Tee. You better stop that.”

I crossed my arms and rolled my eyes.

As we walked out together I said something to him and I remember him saying, “And what do you think is going to happen tonight?”

“I think you’re going to do the right thing and go home,” I answered sadly.

“You’re right,” he said.

When he drove me back to my car I got out and he also got out to give me a hug.

I looked down at the ground.

“Call me when you get home,” he told me.

I rolled my eyes.

“Call me when you get home. Go get in the car…”

I walked over to my car and hopped in, rolling down the window to feel the breeze on my face as I glided down I95 South.

“D. I made it,” I said as I sat in car, parked in front of my house.

“Good.”

“Am I going to see you again?” I asked.

“No, I’m leaving in the morning, Tee. You go get some rest.”

“Bye D.”

I hung up and got out of my car. I sat on the trunk and lit a Black & Mild, puffing hard and feeling the crazy emotions that came with seeing Donovan again.

I called Tamara even though it was after 4am because I really needed to talk.

“Prince, I just hung out with Donovan…” I told her and recounted the night’s events.

“Aww, Tee that was sweet of him. He made sure to see you before he got married. That shows he cares and he didn’t even try anything. See Tee, there are good men out there,” Prince said.

Yeah, I know….

I know…