My cute stud friend makes me laff and laff and LAFF!!! ALL DAY! She’s so funny! She’s weird. Unusual even. She doesn’t act like a regular dude but she’s not girly. Sometimes she has an alternate personality that she named Marcus and he’s a gay boy. She goes, “Listen honey…” and I crack up…
When I’m reaching for my happy thought to keep me in a good mood all day all I have to do is think of her and then I smile.
One time I told her I was about to go to work and then come see her afterwards and she asked me to bring her some biscuits. I said okay. Then she asked for some potatoe soup. I said OK. “No, bring me 4 big tubs of potatoe soup,” she requested loudly.
I laughed. “I can’t bring all that, I’ll bring you a bowl though.”
“Why?”
“Because I have to pay for it? Duh.”
“WHAT?” she gasped. “Everybody knows that food tastes better when its stolen!”
LOL
And one time, I questioned her about the fact that she is in grad school and can’t work while she’s in clinicals. “How do you make money?” I wanted to know.
She paused and whispered solemnly, “Verrry carefully….”
LOL
And one time I said, “What if I start having a crush on you?” She didn’t hesitate to reply, “That ALWAYS happens. I have that affect on women, you’ll get over it.”
LOL
One time, she was telling me how she was a band geek when she was younger and she would go to band camp and everybody was having sex all over the place. “What about you?” I asked. “Who were you with?”
“Oh,” she replied matter of factly. “It was just me and my drum…”
She makes me laff so much!
I appreciate her giving me so many happy thoughts.