100. I’ve never made love.

My girl called me last night, amazed at my 101 Things List.

“Girl! I could not believe what I read!” she said.

“What?” I laughed, thinking she was referring to the comment about my bra’s.

“You mean to tell me that with all the passion you pour out into your writing and all the passion and love you have for your friends and your boys, you mean to tell me HONESTLY, that you have never MADE LOVE?!!!”

I stammered.

“Well…you know how most men are, they just wanna f—.”

“But still, I don’t get it. YOU out of all people, with all your emotion, should be puttin it on them! You gotta give the performance of your life. You have to make them say things they would NEVER say and feel better than they ever felt. You have to talk to em, caress’em challenge ’em. GIRL! I can’t believe this!”

“Wow. I do think I’m passionate. Just no one has ever been passionate with me. Do you want to know the last time I had some-roll around naked in the bed, scream as loud as you want, go back to sleep and wake up and do it again- sex? Well, shoot, I can’t even remember. For the longest, it’s always been a hit and run because I wasn’t trying to get attached. I don’t know. I think it will happen when I meet someone who actually cares about me.”

“It does not take all of that. Well honey, don’t worry. I’ll take care of this. When I get to Miami we’re gonna find us somebody. He doesn’t have to know what we’re up to, but we’re gonna get you some practice.”