What If?

I tagged myself from DJ Diva.

If you were to be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?

I would have to see what it feels like to have sex, masterbate and I would see what kind of game I have with the ladies.

If you had to name the most difficult thing about being a teenager today, what would you say?

Accepting and appreciating yourself. Realizing that today is just a tiny part of your destiny and everything is not that serious.

If you had to name the most embarrassing moment of your life, when was it?

I was in the barber shop getting my haircut and all of the men were talking about fine women. They brought up my personal favorite Lisa Raye and I enthusiastically shouted, “Damn she fine!” Everyone stopped and looked at me. I shrunk into the tiniest of rain drops and evaporated.

If you had to name the most overrated actor in Hollywood, who would it be?

None. I respect them all and their ability to go get that money!

If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?

I expect everyone to love me as much as I love myself. When it doesn’t happen I am bewildered because I think I’m great! I realized that everyone isn’t for you and those who hate on you are really saying they hate themselves because they know they could never be you.

If you could go back for one minute to the Garden of Eden and give Adam advice, what would you say?

Be a Man! DAMN! Ya’ll let these chicks run ya’ll! ~shakes head~

If you were to name the best “I told you so”you ever got to deliver, what was it?

I never say that. I don’t get pleasure out of other people’s misfortune.

If you were Madonna, what would you do for your next publicity stunt?

Fake my death.

If you could have a lifetime 50 percent discount in any single store at your local mall, which store would it be in?

Target!

If you could have one more pet, what kind would you get, and what would you name it?

I have never had a pet and don’t desire one. I have enough mouths to feed and toys to pick up.

If you could have God perform one miracle today, what would you want it to be?

Fastforward to His perfect paradise and everlasting life with Jesus. That would be magnificent.

If you could spend next New Year’s Eve doing anything, what would you do, and with whom?

I have never celebrated New Years in a special way. I’d love to get engaged on New Years to a handsome, God fearing man who is as ambitious and loving as I am. We’d spend the next hour praising God for blessing us both!

If you were to set your country’s immigration policy, what would it be?

Be fair about it. If you’re letting the Cubans swim in, give the Haitians the same opprotunity.

If you were given the power to settle the issue of gays in the military, what policy would you set?

What is the issue? Sexual preference should have no affect on job performance. I don’t know why people make a big deal out of it. If the person doesn’t perform, then fire them. Who they sleep with on their personal time is of no concern to me.

Name one person you have lost touch with call you up tonight and invite you to dinner, who would you want it to be?

My bestfriend Anna.

If you could change one thing about your love life, what would it be?

Hmm…I’d have one.

If you could have prevented one book from ever having been written, which book would it be?

None. If you have something to say, I won’t hate, SAY IT!

If you have to name the best music album ever recorded, which would you select?

The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill