Waiting On The Lord

Ahhh…

I finished the book.

Now my heart is buzzing with excitement, expectation and joy. Ughh.. .It kinda feels like indigestion.

Next I’m going to read How to Win Friends and Influence People

I heard it was a good book for successful people so I went out and got it.

Last night I had this dream where I got a phone call. The caller was a man who said, “This is Lloyd.”

“Lloyd?” I asked.

“Lloyd.”

“Who is Lloyd?”

“Meet me outside in the parking lot tonight at eight.”

“Tonight at eight?”

“Tonight.”

I hung up and thought, “Was that the Lord? Did he say ‘Lord’?”

Yeah..I know I’m crazy/deranged. Absolutely insane. But that’s okay because God made me this way and He has so much in store for me that He needed me to be just this silly.

So today I sat here obsessing over my obsession with Kanye.

I figured, man..it’s not such a bad thing. While I’m sitting here feeling rather starved for affection, a quick hit on youtube to watch one of his videos and my heart smiles. A quick google search to read one of his interviews and I am inspired.

So I spent some time designing this handbag…

Only to find out that the minimum order amount is 100 so I can’t even buy it.

It was fun though.

I had the most amazing day!

My story came out GREAT! Yay!

Just as I predicted. I promise you, when you EXPECT things to go well, they do. So today I woke up with an expectation that today would be a miraculous day and I prayed over my children, my friends and even the people who I feel have hurt me in the past.

Then I went into my office and proceeded to aggressively get at my stories.

Now I’m tired but I’m trying to wait until after 8:00 because I’m really going to stand outside and see if something amazing happens.

For real!

What if the Lord really shows up? I don’t want to miss it.

In fact, I’ll go buy a beer to pass the time while I wait.

I’ve been talking to God about the fact that…I’m horny.

Other than that…I’m happy.

I can’t wait to have a pair of strong arms wrapped around me. I’ll give him the red light special. Hopefully they will be the RIGHT arms.

I think I may just hold out for the right pair of arms.

In the meantime… I’m doing just fine.

~singing~

I ain’t afraid to touch myself
I don’t need nobody else
Just ME baby…Just ME baby!