Phat Asses

Sometimes when I see a woman with a wide ass all of these questions run through my mind.

Because I am a member of the NOASSATALL club, I wonder what it would be like to have a juicy booty.

If you’re out there and you’re not offended by these questions, could you please enlighten a sister.

How does it feel to have a big ass?

Is it heavy?

Do you ever bump into things or knock things off a table?

If a man has a lil penis, can he still hit it from the back?

Do you think you’re all that because you have a big ass?

Do you consider it to be your best feature?

Do you ever make it clap? Is it fun?

Sometimes I wish I had just a little more booty, instead of this tear drop thing I have going on.

~sigh~

Ms. Tee