Overcoming THE BEAST

After I gave a blessing to my kids, my friends and all the world I asked God to forgive me for all of my sins and I wrapped myself in my blanket, trying to overcome the shakes associated with “THE BEAST”.

I just knew it was the end for me. No amount of medicine could help me at this point. I needed the magic stick to heal my body and my supply seemed to be non existent.

I eventually drifted off to sleep, both hands sandwiched between my thighs. Then I had the most wonderful dream.

My phone rang and when I answered it, it was…

The Prez.

“Hey Tee,” he said in the most loving tone.
I smiled and returned his greeting.
“Are you okay?” he asked me. I could hear the smile in his voice.
“Yeah.. I am…It’s just…you know..”
“Yeah,” he said. “I know..” then he laughed. “But it’s going to be alright. I got this. Just don’t worry.”
“Ok.”
“I’ll see you tomorrow?” he asked.
“Yeah..I’ll see you tomorrow,” I said and giggled.
“Alright. Goodnight.”
“Goodnight.”

I woke up then and looked around my living room in the darkness. I was grinning from ear to ear. “Thanks God,” I prayed and closed my eyes again. “Even if it was a dream. It was good to hear his voice and have his attention for a little while.”

I laughed to myself and went back to sleep.

I’m so crazy. I have a whole relationship with this man INSIDE MY HEAD. We have never even had a real conversation. ~sigh~ Lord, I don’t know what kind of crazy chick I am but… I’m me and I can’t be any other way. You made me so, I must not be THAT bad…