ATL- Get Ready For My Girl

I love Kanye West.

But this isn’t about him. This is about me.

I love myself sometimes.

Sometimes I walk by the mirror and catch a glimpse and think, “DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! You’re hot!”

I mean, I just happen to be the perfect height, (5’1″), the perfect weight, (Nunayobizness) with a nice smooth skin tone. I don’t deal with acne. Even when I gain weight I’m still fly- to me anyway.

I like the fact that no one has to guess where they stand with me. I’ll tell you. I try to bring out the best in people, and if they don’t recognize what their best is, I’ll try to help them find it. I’m what you would call, a hype man. I love playing that role.

My bestfriend Tamara is moving to Atlanta in two weeks. She’s nervous about the move and I understand why. But as she and I spoke the other night I confidently assured her that this move will change her life for the better. See Tamara is and has always been the type of female who attracts the ballers and stars. I think it’s the way she looks and carries herself. She has a near perfect body even after having a child, which I want to STRANGLE her for- but the best thing about her is, she isn’t stuck up. She’s an honest to goodness, GOOD HEARTED person. Generous and kind and exotic looking. She doesn’t have to brag about what men do for her to get attention/envy from other women, in fact, she doesn’t want attention at all. That’s very rare.

I think I love her so much because of all my friends, she is the sweetest. She never turns her nose up at anyone (except that one time..) AND she can hang with guys without feeling uncomfortable. When you go out with her, she gets all the attention, but for some reason, you don’t mind. You actually feel PROUD that she’s your friend. Well, that’s how I feel.

I told her that as soon as she moves to Atlanta, she’s gonna meet all the stars –and I wasn’t saying it just to be nice. The weird thing is, she won’t turn into the next Superhead because Tamara doesn’t sleep around.

I think I admire her so much because she embodies all of the qualities I would love to have; reserve, humility and a touch of Sunshine. In fact a guy once told me, “Her nickname should be Sunshine.” I thought that was sooo sweet.

I don’t know what happened here. This post was supposed to be about how much I love myself, but I guess I’m all emotional over my girl and her new beginning.

I love her so much. I wish her the best. She has been nothing but a TRUE FRIEND to me. And I know most women never get to experience that. She knows how to deal with my craziness. She knows how to ignore my mood swings and to remind me of my successes when I can’t see them.

So as a gift to her I’m hooking her up with my friend Kim who moved to the Chocolate City two months ago. I HATE for my friends to have any other friends besides me but- I’m going to make this exception AGAIN because I want Tamara to be around someone she can trust in her new city. I hope that Suezette will meet up with Tamara too. I think I’d feel better if they knew each other.

Many blessings to you Tamara as you move on to another phase. And if you happen to meet up with Kanye tell him I said Hi. But not in a “My friend is such a groupie” kinda way. You can say it in a, “Kanye you HAVE to meet my friend, I think you’d like her” kinda way. Yeah, that’s how you do it. But if he tries to holla at you, you betta not tell me about it because I’m gonna be pissed the hell off! Bitch, don’t try me! ~raises eyebrow~

But anyway, I’ll be up there to see you just as soon as that tax return money come thru next year.

Do your thang MA…