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I went through almost a half a box of tissues today at work.

I was crying and crying about everything.

Mother’s Day is coming and I’m not gonna be with my kids. wahhhh….

I need to go to the dentist. wahhhhh….

I wanna be successful RIGHT NOW! wahhhh….

Nobody loves me. wahhhh….

Nobody calls me. wahhhh…..

I hate myself. wahhhh….

I’m ugly! wahhhh……

Then I thought about something. Hmmm….

I haven’t had my period in a while. Maybe this PMS stuff is for real. I always thought it was made up.

Sure enough… as soon as I got home from work and went to the bathroom I was like, “WOW! I need a tampon.”

I hopped all around my room going in and out of my bags and I couldn’t find one. Damn. I know I have one somewhere. It’s like in between periods I never think about them damn things and I’m almost surprised when it comes again.

Damn! I need a tampon!

Then in a flash of light it came to me. So I pulled on a dress, ran outside, down the stairs out of the building, into the parking lot and rushed over to the passenger side of my car.

EUREKA!

I found it.

Why is there always an extra tampon in the glove compartment?

I don’t know how old this bitch is but I’m going to wear it until I can get to the stoe! I think the tampon fairy be hiding them bitches in there cuz when I’m in a pinch I can always find them….

Or…

Maybe it’s GOD who is my supply!

LOL!

Anyway…after I cleaned up I immediately called my Mama and we chatted about whatever.

“Dang,” I said to her. “I think I need to wash my hair tonight.”

“What hair? All you gotta do is wipe that shit off.”

“You got jokes Ma.”

I’m so excited. My little sister is immersing herself into the internet world. She’s on myspace and facebook. Her name is Teenie if you ever see her around. Maybe I’ll convince her to start reading my blog one day.

It’s funny how no one from my family reads it and only half of my close friends read it. ~shrugs~ I don’t know what’s going on with that.

All day long I worked to fine tune the debut of my first feature section. It’s LIVE ya’ll. You can check it out. Ok, so I chose all of the pictures, coordinated the development of all of the stories and wrote some of the stories but if you stay tuned over the next few weeks I plan to roll out other features that showcase some of your favorite bloggers.

We’re all writers so I figured that I’d give those who want a chance to write, the opportunity to do so. And so far I’ve been blown away! Thanks for doing a great job guys!

It’s the internet man!

It’s so different from working in print.

In print, when the story is done and sent to the copy editors your hands are tied.

On the INTERNET- Hell…I’m always revising stories and catching mistakes and adding extra things to it. The story is never completed. Sometimes I have to say, “STOP, work on another story. Stop revising it.”

It’s the INTERNET! I love it!

I think I’m in love….

I update a website for a living.

~sigh~