Man…
Can a bitch vent?
I am so annoyed by the muthafuckers who come in to eat at Red Lobster. Not all of them, but most of them. Damn, I thought if I worked at a better restaurant that I’d make more money but oh nooooooo…. These ppl tip like..bullshit.
Attention readers: IT SADDENS ME TO CASH OUT A $150 check and only get $5 in a tip after I cut up your salad so that it could be easily chewed, ran into the kitchen 5–eleven times to refill your endless shrimp meal and held your baby for you while you ran to the damn bathroom. You didn’t want salad, you wanted broccoli instead so I did that. Your ass wanted gingerale, we don’t HAVE gingerale but I MADE it myself by putting 80% sprite and 20% coke in your glass.
LOOK- I do not BAKE THE DAMN BISCUITS. I want you to have them too. When a pan comes out of the oven, we FIGHT Over them damn biscuits just for YOU. If there are none made, I can not BRING THEM OUT. I am not trying to sabotage your freakin meal!
Furthermore…biscuits are NOT THE FUCKING APPETIZER. I bring them out with the salads. Do you REALLY want me to make another damn trip to the damn kitchen so you can have them first? ANd Its not my fucking fault that you ordered the wrong drink. Don’t get mad at me. SHit!
If it is taking me a long time..its because I’m busy. You’re not my only damn table. Everybody wants 2 extra croutons and and everybody else wants fresh ice in their drinks every 10 minutes just like yr ass does!
Don’t complain about me not bringing your plate with the rest. I can only carry so much at one time. Those damn trays weigh 5 lbs by themselves and each plate that is on it weighs about the same. I can only bring THREE entrees and a couple of drinks at a time.
And to the bitch who got an attitude with me today after I let her slide by having her 3 wild ass kids eat her ENDLESS SHRIMP dinner without payin– don’t come back. Cuz I coulda charged your ass for them kids!
I have never sabotaged anyone’s food…but I see why ppl do. Don’t come in there taking your frustration over your job out on ME!
I’m a fucking person too! I do this because I lie to be nice to people. Everyone in that restaurant wants money, but the servers, we are paid to be nice and treat you well which is hard to do when you are acting like you leave $100 tips and shit.
Ya’ll are making me very upset and I rarely get upset when I’m serving because I like to serve people and make them feel good but I don’t know….
I’ll take more crap off of old people because they have lived their lives and can be any way they want but ya’ll with ya’ll young asses need to chill the hell out and let me get your shit straight. Damn!
THERE ARE NO BISCUITS RIGHT NOW! SORRY!