Man!

I had written a really juicy story for all of you but Anna made me take it off because she said it was too revealing. It didn’t involve me, it involved my other bestfriend Tamara and a celebrity she met this past weekend on South Beach.

I really wish I could post it but it’s not right for the game.

I asked Anna, “What am I supposed to put on my blog now?” And she says, “Remember my funny quote from earlier this evening?”

Oh yeah: I was talking to Anna over the phone about the fact that I am going to be 25 in exactly one month. I was very emotional and almost crying when she said, “Girl, you know when you can’t have sex all you have to do is get a q-tip and clean your ear, it’s almost as good as an orgasm.”

My emotions dried up immediately.

Why is Anna such a weirdo?