Kim Says…

Kim called me this morning with the headline news…

Jay-Z and Beyonce got married last night!

“Great,” I said unenthusiastically.

“Naw, dawg, that really shows what kind of a man he is. He’s been dating her for so long and he finally married her. Most men just try to date you for as long as they can. He respects her too much for that. He was getting all the p**** and flaunting her around, how could he continue to do that for more than six years without marrying her? It would be so disrespectful to her as a woman. He showed her that he respects her.”

Hmmm….